Something new, something scary!

This is Pepper, my new iToy, my right ear (which is so much like a satellite dish that I can hear aliens farting in the outer crab nebula), and my morning face.

But what this is really about is how absolutely in love I am (note the misplaced passion with MsPeps) with my new 3G. This phone rocks and so far coverage from AT&T has been just dizzingly swell (not swollen for all of you pervs who stop by). And by the way, something they don't tell you about in the propaganda is that the iPhone gives excellent face.

So, please, rush out and get one now - you won't be disappointed. And if you are, I will pretend I don't know you, in fact have never even heard of you and think you are a great shining example of a stinking dingleberry.